In the interest of public welfare and the common good, Edna occasionally makes some of her prized recipes available online. Her flag ship is, what?, tomato soup. For which, please take one can of tomato paste--the kind with no added salt--and add two and one half cans of distilled water. You have to try town water here to understand that. Think they run it through Lifton's pasture for filtration. Anyway, add two teaspoons non fat dry milk, heat and stir. The next step separates the true cooks from the weekend microwavers: taste it. Then judiciously add more water and/or tomato paste. Season.
Edna figured if people knew how simple this was, she'd get run outa' town. But then she never actually said she fries with lard either. She doesn't, but you didn't hear that from me.
Deer hunting season has been a let down in Loon County. No deer. At least no deer you could shoot at. They're all hiding out in Lifton's pasture with his beef herd. Darn deer ain't stupid.
Great day to you.
Earl the Dishwasher
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