Jenn didn't tell you the best part about that little caper at Loon County fair. When that solder joint failed, it wasn't one cage door that opened. It was all of them. Then it was people learned that those bunnies aren't so dumb after all because all 67 of them got loose. That's 67 rabbits will never be found!
Edna still hasn't decided when to test run liver, onions and rotten potatoes. That decision is probably on hold until after her anniversary hot dog stand comes. Mr. Edward C. Slurry plans to deliver it himself after the summer carnival season ends. That's right before the autumn boutique season, as they call it now, begins. To me it sounds like around September 15th. Give or take.
Arthur Bridge came in totting a copy of the Joy of Cooking, a special edition with a genuine leatherette cover and gold lettering. Anyhow, he started reading to us all about the real nature of anything au gratin. That special edition cook book has served him well with its many colored ribbon place markers. He stopped a bunch of street missionaries last Tuesday and began reading to them from page 343 or wherever is cheese casseroles when they mistook what he had with the Good Book. I don't know if he changed their lives for the better or not.
Well, that pile of dishes won't grow any shorter without me. Nice talking to you,
Earl the Dishwasher
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