Thursday, March 19, 2009

A Public Service Announcement

From the Office of the General Secretary, The Imperfect Institute of America

We at the Institute wish to remind our members and the public at large that tomorrow, March 20th is one of four official annual toothbrush change days. Please have your new dental implements at the ready.

G.M. Fishstuch (for the Directorate)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This sounds like a ruse perpetrated by the toothbrush/industrial complex!