from
The Imperfect Institute of America
We at the Institute issue the following Teddy bear alert--hereafter known as a TBA. With the coming of cooler temperatures, Teddy bears of all sizes will be seeking winter-over shelter. Hence they tend to hide in bushes and behind trees by the entries to houses and apartments. They are confident that, if once they are able to sneak inside as people come and go, they likely to achieve permanent domicle. We humans are loathe to turn away Tddy bears once they've entered our premises.
You are forewarned!
Sincerely,
The Institute Staff
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