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(Loon Center MN) 7:59 AM. A tanker loader with ketchup backed into a cement mixer behind Edna's Cafe in Loon Center this morning. According to the Sheriff's office there were no injuries when Mr. Edward C. Slurry backed his tanker into Anderson's truck while Anderson was having breakfast in the cafe. "No injuries but a lot of red faces, red everything. All we need is a few lugs of blueberries and we'd be all decorated for the parade," said Veteran's Association Commander Wilke Williams. Slurry was showering and not available for comment.