Friday, September 14, 2007

Teddy Bear Alert

We interrupt his blog to issue the following Teddy Bear Alert: With the coming of cooler weather, these bears will be seeking warm places to spend the winter. Your home might be one such place. Be alert for Teddy Bears lurking in bushes around your house. They will sneak inside when you aren't looking. They know that, once inside, you'll never have the heart to evict them. Ordinarily, they will cause no harm but homeowners report difficulty in maintaining honey supplies. A few cases of messy spoons on kitchen counters have also been reported.

We thank you for your attention.
The Wild Teddy Bear Society

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