Edna is pleased to announce our Thanksgiving menu. Due to popular general lack of enthusiasm, we will not, repeat, will not serve pumpkin flavored coffee this year. The alley cats wouldn't touch it. We are serving turkey with most of the trimmings pizza. Edna mentioned a small side salad or juice appetizer. I think the juice will be pumpkin and don't understand Edna's attraction to pumpkin in the liquid form.
We had a rather distressing incident in the cafe this noon. Guy who'd never been in didn't realize we don't allow cussing at the waitresses. Guy called Sunny a stupid (bleep). Earl was just coming out of the back to pick up dirty dishes and Edna was by the register when he said it. Maeve looked up from the side table and everyone got all quiet. Then Edna stalked over to the table, looked at the guy and pointed to the door. We all gathered back of her and the offender retreated. Edna announced free desserts for all when the guy left. "We regret the disturbance to your culinary experience," said Edna. Then Edna hugged Sunny a little and cafe life was back on track.
If you're not here for Thanksgiving, we at the cafe hope you're somewhere just as nice as here.
Jenn
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