Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Dog Days

Good Morning Gang:

Yeah, Dog Days. Here that's the time week after the Fourth to County Fair in August. Then after that and school starts, which changes the whole town. It's been hot enough too. Leave out fresh water for our four legged friends. Edna says we positively can't allow escorted dogs into to the cafe even though they'd behave better than some guys she knows of.  If the town is still looking for a summer doings, maybe Dog Days would be just the ticket.

We're hauling the hot dog wagon over to the summer Bible camp where they're having a circus theme. Earl's really got into this. He says he and Lar and Jay Lee are making up clown outfits for themselves and did we want to go along. Edna hollered that she's not paying 5 people to act like clowns with the cafe hot dog wagon in their custody.  I don't know if I want to go out to camp and feed the mosquitoes either. Let the guys have fun. Out at Bible camp they probably won't get into any trouble. The kids will watch out for them. Edna says "If that wagon winds up in the lake, I'll take it out of your hides!" You might conclude that Edna's a dominating force in this blog only because she's a dominating force period.

Earl said as though Edna's sore they didn't ask Edna to come to camp with her knife throwing act, but I doubt anyone out there's old enough to know she ever did that act. For those of you who don't know, Edna Olson/en is a retired performer in Mr. Edward T. Slurry's carnival. Oh, before I forget: there's going to be a square dance the first night of this year's Loon County Fair. If it goes over, the Fair Board might book it again for next year.

Well, that's about it for here and now. Stay in the shade & glad you stopped in.
Jenn

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